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so apparently the latest rumor is that i launched some shitcoin
for the avoidance of doubt:
i have never, and would likely never, launch a coin
if you see any other account claiming i launched a coin, you might as well block them because they're trying to scam you
there are literally tens of millions of useless coins at the moment. i honestly do not think we need another, and i certainly won't be contributing to that
i'm aggressively bullish on $USELESS because it is the one coin that epitomizes what 99.9% of this space is, so you might as well buy it instead of some other useless coin trying

The LORD, He is GOD.

yeah you faded $USELESS on the whole run-up to $440 million ATH months ago
do you really want to fade it again here at $38 million market cap?

10/10 did far more structural damage to crypto than the FTX implosion

the most ironic thing would be gold and silver cooling down, after collectively adding ~$15 trillion to their market caps since crypto locally topped in Octoberwhile crypto picks up and goes on a monstrous, face-melting rally that sends $BTC to $150,000and $USELESS coin follows aggressively, outperforming everything else as it speedruns to multi-billionsjust as an army of bewildered people and mainstream media pundits churn out thinkpieces and full segmentstrying to explain why a coin literally named USELESS is trading at multi-billions, and highlighting this as proof that crypto is nothing bu

the explosive and face-melting $BTC rally to $150,000 is imminentand it will be accompanied by an aggressively parabolic rally in our memes and useless coinsi can feel it in my bones

the rotation from gold and silver into $BTC and $USELESS coin will be face-melting and mouth-gapingit will literally be televisedget ready for the mother of all rallies

the rotation from gold and silver into $BTC and altcoins will be monumentalit will be televisedjust don’t get shaken out before it’s time

if there is one thing 2026 has shown us
it is that memes will bounce back first and most aggressively once it becomes clear that $BTC and broader crypto momentum to the upside has returned
we saw it clearly with $USELESS, $PEPE, and $BONK in the first few days of this year, with all three pumping 50 - 100% in the span of days and putting in some of the most aggressive bounces we've seen from any altcoin in recent times
like it or not, memecoins are here to stay
no amount of pontificating from 'experts' and 'OGs', or denigrating them, will change this reality
people just want to trade useless m

everyone is dropping 2026 memecoin tier lists
so i might as well drop mine
S-tier: USELESS
A-tier: USELESS
B-tier: USELESS
C-tier: USELESS
D-tier: USELESS
F-tier: USELESS
all memecoins are useless
so just buy $USELESS

$FLOKI seems to be gearing up for a major move
similar to what we had with $PEPE and $BONK in recent days
observing...

it feels good seeing memecoins getting the spotlight as soon as this year started:
- $BONK is literally up 40% on the day, which is incredible for a memecoin of BONK's calibre
- $PEPE has pumped 70% and added $1.3 billion since this year started
- $USELESS is up 100% from its December 31 night lows (fastest horse)
FWIW i think these are still early days and the memecoin rally will continue into the rest of this quarter
my view on the market is that the main action hasn't even started: @CoinMarketCap published a report earlier in which they said to expect the real move for crypto to come betwee

the biggest mistake many make when looking for assets to bet on is naively betting on lowest cap instead of betting on reflexivity
$PEPE pumped 50% in the first 48 hours of this year, adding almost $1 billion in market cap despite already being a large cap
$USELESS pumped 60% in the same duration, despite being a much lower-cap memecoin at around $100 million
what’s interesting is that several much smaller memecoins (i.e. in the $10m–$100m range) barely pumped 30% in the same period, despite being much lower caps than PEPE and even lower than USELESS
you would have outperformed by buying PEPE