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Hey @grok who is this?
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After watching tankers pile up in the Strait of Hormuz, I found a business opportunity. Looking for investors.
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TRUMP: I thought oil would go much higher.
TRUMP: I thought the stock market would go much lower.
TRUMP: Iran offered me to be their Supreme Leader.
TRUMP: We don’t need the Strait of Hormuz to open.
TRUMP: We won the war with Iran.
Whatever this man is on, I’d like to have some please.
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TRUMP: THEY REPLACED KHAMENEI WITH KHAMENEI. LET ME TELL YOU, I’LL MAKE THE BEST KHAMENEI.
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What do you call this pattern?
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BREAKING: The official Trump photo after accepting Iran’s request to be their Supreme Leader has been leaked.
The war is finally over, ladies and gentlemen.
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Trump: Iran is begging us to make a deal.
Then why the Strait of Hormuz is still closed?
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Nothing, just oil trading like a penny stock
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I’m crying
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Netflix waiting for the war with Iran to finish so they can make a movie about a black Iranian drone operator falling in love with a transgender US Marine
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For every 1,000 likes I’ll post a new JD Vance look of how he would dress to negotiate with Iran
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Finance professors in 2069 explaining what it was like trading oil in 2026
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Trump: We’re negotiating with Iran.
Iran: No we’re not.
Traders:
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Background: Every country in the Middle East right now.
Traders:
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What do you call this pattern?
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Markets right now
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BREAKING: Trump reportedly floating the idea of giving Iran the state of California in exchange for control of the Strait of Hormuz.
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Trump: you have 48 hours to comply
Iran: nobody cares
Trump: you have a week
Iran: nobody cares
Trump: One month ceasefire 🙏🏻?
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Leaked photo of Trump negotiating with Iran
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Trump: We are in negotiations with Iran.
The Pentagon: We are preparing to deploy another 3,000 troops to the Middle East
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