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Got liquidated, seeking live-in son-in-law prospects, dowry only @E25@ thousand (urgent)

That wick came down,
and my position disappeared like retail investor dignity——
gone.

Bullets all spent.
Margin wiped to zero.
Account clean as a fresh wallet.

I sat staring at the screen for a long time.
This trading road, the market makers clearly don't plan to let me survive.

So I decided to pivot:
become a live-in son-in-law.

Requirements aren't high:
@E25@ thousand dowry.
Not about the money, it's startup capital.

How will I use that @E25@ thousand?
Simple:

@E20@ thousand to reopen positions.
@E3@ thousand for fees.
@E2@ thousand on instant noodles, insurance against starving after the next liquidation.

Someone asked:
"You want dowry as a live-in son-in-law?"

Brother, you don't get it.
This is called family structure refinancing.

I've got plenty of strengths:
can read charts,
can pull all-nighters,
won't make a fuss when liquidated,
maybe just post on social media.

Only one weakness——
luck and account balance are equally thin.

If your family needs a live-in son-in-law,
and happens to need some liquidity.

DM me.

Don't worry,
I won't blow through your family's money.

I'll just hand it over to the market makers.