First time meeting for dinner, he stared at my legs the whole time.


When the check came, he suddenly said: "Your legs are so fair, can I touch them? Just once!"
I shot back: "Can you shut up?"
He got offended: "Online it says girls like guys who are direct..."
Me: "Online also says 'murderers and arsonists wear gold belts,' do you believe that too?"
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