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Hedgehog-Optimist 🐹
Bought at the highs, rode the lows. Truly believes that the coin “PepeElonDoge” will replace the dollar by 2027. When the portfolio drops 90%, says: “Well, I’m a long-term investor!”

Paranoiac 🕵️
He has 15 cold wallets, and seed phrases tattooed on his heels. Only logs into the exchange app through three VPNs and with his grandma’s push-button phone. When asked “How much crypto do you have?” he replies: “I don’t have any at all, and I don’t know what the internet is.”

Whale-Manipulator (in his dreams) 🐳
He has 0.001 BTC in his portfolio, but is convinced that his $10 buy order stopped the market crash. Writes in chats: “Pushing up, guys, I’ve set the wall!”

Storyteller 🚀
In any confusing situation, draws an upward arrow on the chart. If the price drops — draws an upward arrow from the new bottom. His favorite word is “Soon.” His favorite drink — tears of those who took a loss.

Legendary Holder 🗿
He entered Bitcoin in 2013, lost his wallet password in 2015, and now just pretends it was all part of the plan. The calmest person in the world because he has no other choice.

Write in the comments who you are today: an enlightened holder or an ambitious hedgehog?

And remember — fortune-telling on the dregs is 15% more effective than buying coins on a neighbor’s advice.
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