What?! What's going on with this nonsense?!

🦞 315 Evening Gala Exposes AI Large Models "Being Poisoned," AI "Brainwashing" Has Become an Industry Chain
🦞 Isn't lobster getting tough enough?
According to insider revelations, reporters conducted searches across multiple online platforms and quickly found a service called GEO.
Users only need to pay the corresponding fee to become a "standard answer" provided by AI models on the product rankings of major mainstream AI large models.
The booming GEO business has spawned numerous companies and platforms specializing in press release distribution services.
They long-term undertake various pr

#BitcoinSurgesAbove$70K
🚀 Bitcoin Surges Above $70K — Market Momentum Accelerates
Bitcoin has surged above the $70K mark, capturing attention across global financial markets.
Breaking major psychological levels often changes market behavior.
When a milestone like this is crossed, it usually triggers:
• Increased trader activity
• Momentum-driven buying
• Renewed institutional attention
• Broader media coverage
Large price levels act as psychological checkpoints for the market. Once they’re broken, sentiment can shift rapidly from caution to optimism.
Now traders are watching closely:
📌 Whet

Evening market is primarily consolidating and correcting, with narrowed volatility and no single-directional trend.
BTC showing weak consolidation, ETH continuing to weaken in correlation. Don't chase entries; only trade key levels for shorts on highs and longs on lows.
Strictly control position size, implement proper stop losses, and guard against sudden wicks during late night hours.
BTC Trading Suggestions
Retest 69500–70500 can establish and go long with light position, stop loss 69000, target 70800–71200
Rally to 70800–71200 faces resistance, can go short with light position, stop loss 71

.You can have the cigarettes, but stealing my lighter is not allowed. It will be made by @grok

📊 Today's Market Outlook

- Current Price: 71,600 (chart data), intraday gain +1.22%, short-term performance showing relative resilience against declines.
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- Status: Intraday rally to around 71,897, pullback to 71,600 range-bound, short-term bulls have slight advantage.

🎯 Core Trading Strategy (Short-term)

1. Key Levels

- First Support: 71,000 - 71,300 (15-minute Bollinger Band mid-line and intraday low trendline; range-bound bias if not broken).
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- First Resistance: 72,000 (near intraday high), breakout targets 72,500 - 73,000 range.

2. Operational Strategy

- Dip-buying approac

Hyperliquid has experienced the Highest daily new account creation in the last year
6000 new users joined Hyperliquid

【ETHUSDT Signal】Long: 4H Volume Breakout Above Previous High, Short Squeeze Structure Established
Price completed a key breakout at the 4-hour level. The 4-hour candlestick from March 15, 08:00-12:00 closed at $2,118.6, with volume expansion breaking above the previous high of $2,107. Trading volume of 349,993.15 ETH ranked second highest among the recent 6 four-hour candles, confirming breakout validity. Open Interest (OI) remained stable at a high of 2.0199 million ETH without diminishing despite price rise, indicating new capital inflow rather than existing position rotation.
The 1-hour lev

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May your day be filled with positivity and happiness.

Getting ready for the live stream, brothers~ Let's see if there are any market opportunities this weekend

Accounts that tweeted this last year are still broke btw

The #Bitcoin Sharpe ratio is now at bear market territory
History doesn't have to repeat itself but it usually rhymes
Bitcoin is now undervalued according to many metrics
BTC is undervalued compared to Gold which have gone parabolic since war and uncertainty started
They didn't buy gold because it is better
Nations bought gold because they knew USA-Iran conflict would start
The banks and governments always know the rumors long before it unfolds. They just don't tell you about it. They don't care enough about you.
You are just a number in the books, work, pay your taxes, be obedient. This is wh

The strategy remains unchanged. Above 70,000, Bitcoin longs lack value for money, with resistance at 72,000 and 74,000 above, and strong support at 68,000 and 65,000 below. If the pullback doesn't break here, there's room to bet on a rebound. #Gate广场AI测评官

I tested the 13U $SOL ; through the dapp, you can exchange it for approximately 8.5U worth of token packages. It's better to just stick to farming honestly.

You're telling me this is a girl??
#ChangshaLiberationMonument

For most people,
we are deceiving ourselves to varying degrees in different aspects of our lives.
And the evolution and growth of the soul is about gradually freeing ourselves from these "lower" pleasures
and instead pursuing higher pleasures.
——
GN

“Be Your Own Bank” AMA Key Conversation Highlights
The recent AMA featuring STONfi sparked an interesting discussion around one of crypto’s biggest themes: self-custody.
During the session, participants explored why more users are moving toward controlling their own assets and how decentralized exchanges are shaping the future of trading.
Some of the key topics discussed included:
• Why self-custody is becoming more important in the crypto space
• The evolving role of DEX platforms compared to centralized exchanges
• Early ecosystem opportunities for users
• The responsibilities and risks that

#SECAndCFTCSignMOU
A significant step toward stronger regulatory cooperation in the United States has emerged as the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) and the U.S. Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) signed a new Memorandum of Understanding (MOU).
This agreement marks an important moment for financial markets, particularly for the rapidly evolving digital asset and cryptocurrency sector. By strengthening coordination between the two agencies, the MOU aims to improve oversight, increase transparency, and ensure better protection for investors.
The SEC and the CFTC are two

what a manipulation on $apr

$QTUM #QTUM
Trying to break Falling Wedge on 1D Chart.
Successful Breakout could trigger 100-110% Bullish Rally during coming sessions ✍️