Months crawling sideways. Then suddenly—three days of absolute euphoria. Followed by the mother of all liquidations. And just like that, we're back to dread and despair.

The pattern never changes. Up, down, sideways, repeat. We tell ourselves we're making rational investment decisions, but let's be honest: crypto isn't really an investment. It's more like being trapped in an abusive cycle we can't escape from. We know it's toxic. We hate it. Yet we keep coming back for more. Every pump, every dump, every wild swing—we're hooked.