Many people in the crypto community are in a state of sexual repression. A simple kissing video can be discussed over and over again in group chats and on X. While I’m very surprised, I also feel a deep sense of sympathy for them. I feel sorry for those who are so sexually repressed—they might be secretly masturbating to the point of passing out, or pleasuring themselves until their legs go stiff, their whole body shakes, and their eyes roll back. To my sexually repressed brothers and sisters, listen to my advice: find a partner, have some sex, and stop making things so hard on yourselves.