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Being bitten on the mouth by a甲⻥ (parrotfish), what to do

Recently, the Jianghu (martial arts world) was surprised by the appearance of the “Kiss Turtle Brother”! He died for entertainment and amused everyone. Our Da Dou B Laboratory really wants to take him in.

But the problem is, what if one day I also get a brain fart and go to kiss a turtle… and a甲⻥ bites my mouth, what should I do? Don’t laugh! The mother of the甲⻥ seller told me that incidents of being bitten while killing甲⻥ are quite common.

On the万能 (all-purpose)朋友圈 (circle of friends), I collected all kinds of bizarre methods. I plan to experiment one by one to verify which method is the most reliable.

This experiment’s guests: 小王 and 小八

In my impression, 甲⻥ always shrinks into its shell and doesn’t move at all. I can’t imagine how powerful it is. I took a chicken leg to tease the甲⻥, but it was about 10 meters away from its mouth. Suddenly, a long turtle head shot out! Snap! It bit the chicken leg! It couldn’t be pulled apart.

Even if I hang this guy in the air, it won’t loosen its mouth, and it pulls the chicken leg into its shell with force. The look is really too shameful!

From this, we can see that the attack of 甲⻥ is very strong. Next, I need to experiment with methods to make it loosen its mouth.

1. Waiting Method

Do nothing, stay still, wait for the 甲⻥ to loosen its mouth.

The eternal king, the ten-thousand-year-old turtle, compared to the patience of a constantly resting 甲⻥, who came up with this idea?! I went back to play LOL, and this guy was still biting…

I also tried to struggle a bit with my hand, but the more I struggled, the tighter it bit! If your finger is really bitten, do you still have the heart to wait motionless?

2. Attack Method

Use an attack on the 甲⻥’s body to divert its attention and make it loosen its mouth.

Tried hitting the 甲⻥ with a watermelon (I don’t know why Shen Yang has a watermelon…), but not only did it not loosen, it “shrunk its head,” almost pulling the chicken leg into its shell.

Turn it over and hit its soft belly and tail, even used tickling, but all to no avail.

3. Water Submersion Method

When bitten by the 甲⻥, immediately put it back into the water, let it feel like it’s in its natural environment, maybe it will loosen its mouth.

Put the 甲⻥ that bit the chicken leg into the water, but it still refused to loosen. But after a few seconds, a miracle happened—the 甲⻥ actually loosened its mouth!

The water submersion method really works!

The reason is simple: 甲⻥ breathes with lungs, so when you put it in water, it can’t hold its breath and will naturally loosen its mouth.

Although it loosens its mouth, after several experiments, it generally takes dozens of seconds. If it were a hand, it would probably already be in pain. Plus, I think the operation is a bit difficult…

I also tried two folk methods: plugging the nostrils with a cotton swab and smoking it, but neither worked.

Just when I was worried there was no good way, the菜场 (market) mother gave us a “secret trick”—burning the tail with a cigarette!

Take a cigarette and burn it on the tail of the 甲⻥, and surprisingly, it immediately loosened its mouth.

Next, even more convenient—directly use a lighter to burn its butt, and it loosens immediately!!

It seems this method is truly the most effective secret for making 甲⻥ loosen its mouth in history, just one second, and you can completely get rid of the kiss turtle brother’s pain! By the way, mother, how did you come up with this method…

Momo Xiao Ba’s video: Bizarre How to Deal with a 甲⻥ Bite on the Mouth

Stop trying those unreliable methods, keep this secret trick well, and only take it out when your little partner who loves to do things swells up like Kiss Turtle Brother. **$PYR **$PUNDIX **$PROM **