2026-03-12 10:55:23

Trump sits at the screen, tapping the map like a Candy Crush game.

Trump: “Ok, Venezuela, done. What’s next?”

Hegseth: “Level 2: Iran, sir.”
Trump: “Ok, let’s take Iran.”
Hegseth: “Level 3: Cuba, sir.”
Trump: “Alright, Cuba next.”
Hegseth: “Bonus level: Greenland, sir.”
Trump: “Perfect, next level!”

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